Can't Keep Up


Text: You're my brother.
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Text: Spot on. Took you this long to get settled with the idea?


Text: Is it really so hard to tell your own brother.
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Text: Not your business, is it.


Text: It's only fair to have both sides of the story, don't you think? I simply want to hear it from you.
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Text: CHRIST HOW ARE YOU EVEN HEARING ABOUT IT YOU’RE NOT EVEN AT HOME AND IT’S NOT LIKE IT WAS SOME BIG INTERNATIONAL DO

#kirthurarkland

Text: I'd like to know what happened with Luxembourg, please.
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Text: Nothing. You’re welcome.

#kirthurarkland

Text: Don't play dumb, Oliver. I'd rather you just gave me your side of what happened while I was gone.
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Text: Right, so. Beefeater is disgusting and you should stop buying it.

#kirthurarkland

Text: Are you going to tell me, or do I have to ask you?
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Text: Wales is lying, I didn’t touch the liquor cabinet.

#kirthurarkland

redlark: Arthur is 16 and already a dad. He knows a lot about fucking.

redlark:

Arthur is 16 and already a dad. He knows a lot about fucking.

#...already a dad is it? #Still. This is accurate. #Pictures of Mum after too much gin

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#ooc #weh weh weh

So everyone’s bitching at each other. 

#...meanwhile #My only friend is a cat. #God I've gone up in the world.

Oh well fuck 

Mum’s just made The Face™—

#TAKE COVER

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

italys-nutella:

msnatty:

seajinzhi:

SHIT ROMANOS SAY

My sister /starbertie’s idea, I was merely the middleman who made the magic happen.

All audio is from mymymytube’s series of “Shit Italian Moms Say” videos on YouTube.

This is perfect in every single way possible XD

I’m cry

#omfg #((I PEED LOL))

u were only friends wiht luca for his money and u led him on so when he started asking 4 more u pussied out
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Anonymous

Right then, look. If you’re so fucking pressed about it, you go get off with him. I’m done with this, I really am.

Christ.


just a gold digging ho
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Anonymous